The Birth of Venus by Sarah Dunant

As I walked to my studio the other day, I passed through freeway park to find a book sale put on by the library. One dollar for a paperback, two for a hardback. I couldn’t help myself and so five bucks later I had some fun reading for my vacation. Of course I didn’t have much time to read due to the storm cleanup and party preparations, but I did get one, long, gloriously hot day to sit and do nothing but take in the story of Sister Lucrezia. Historical fiction is almost as fun as actual history and this one in particular was, if not too deep, at least eye opening and interesting.

I described it to a friend as Jane Austen meets Assassin’s Creed. Set in Florence during the reign of the Medici’s, the story follows the youngest daughter of a wealthy cloth merchant. She is a curious and fiery young lady, resistant to ladylike pastimes but gifted with wit, learning, and a passion for painting. Of course this all was essentially forbidden to women, much less unmarked virgins so she navigates a relationship with her mother, a highly unusual marriage, and tensions in the city as the Medici’s fall from power, Florence goes through a religious revival, and power is eventually returned to the secular rulers.

The story is of particular interest to me for several reasons. First, it is a youngest daughter learning to please her family, husband, and self all at once. Obviously a young woman such as myself in today’s social climate has a far easier time, but the relationships between willful daughters and protective parents are timeless. I see in Alessandra reflections of my own past selfishness and willfulness and in her mother echoes of the wisdom and understanding of my own. I also see in the secrets and overlooked betrayals a reflection of the secrets in my own family. Revelations come to Alessandra as she comes into her own as a wife and mother and someone interested in huge political climate. Her father is not who she grew up with but in fact a powerful and recently deceased member of the Medici family. Her brother is a homosexual. The young painter her father discovers in a monetary turns out to have more talent for painting than anyone she has ever met and a powerful dynamic develops between them before his secrets of madness are revealed. Every layer that peels away reminds me of things I discovered as I got older. There are no perfect reflections but the feeling she expresses reminds me of some I experienced under similar circumstances.

Second is the social climate. Florence for some time was becoming ‘the new Athens’ and fostered wealth, art, and learning as ways to celebrate both life and god. During the years of interest in the novel, a friar in the Catholic Church begins preaching fire and brimstone, penitence and punishment. As is wont to occur in such zealotry, everyone goes overboard and this young, curious woman is affected very personally in several ways. Her family’s fortunes begin to fall, her brother is discovered to be a homosexual, something recently outlawed by the religious authorities, the young man her father hired to paint their home’s chapel begins to go insane, and her new husband turns out to be her brothers lover. The relationships are complicated and though the story wraps up a bit too neatly, it is explained away easily enough by the planning and influence of her mother and the young slave girl who has been Alessandra’s companion since childhood.

One other reason I appreciated the story is how the author anchored it to historical fact and when that was unavailable linked at least well known theories into her story. She wove a plausible history for great men and women and for great works of art that remain unexplained. It took a good five or six hours to finish but it was a compelling story with enough action and mystery and romance to keep the plot moving. The candid language was almost a shock to me but was refreshing, as were the suggested study questions at the end of the story. You could feel Alessandra’s discomfort and horror at her first sexual encounter with her husband (imagine trying to have sex with someone you find extremely unattractive. Now imagine being the unattractive one but not knowing why) and later you can feel her pleasure and enjoyment when she finds someone to share love and physical passion with. Her fear during the reign of the friar and religious authorities is palpable through the pages and can quicken the heart.

I would recommend this book fore either very light reading or for young people, between fourteen and twenty. It does have some valuable insights into the history of feminism and also the development of the Italian Renaissance. I know I enjoyed it, but I can’t promise anyone else will.

The Evolution of an Atheist Sex Kitten

My parents and I don’t share much anymore. I used to share my life with them, my religious beliefs, and my genetic material. Looking back, I’ve always been a nonbeliever. I once confess edit pm y mother, crying, that intellectually I knew there was a God but I simply couldn’t feel that it was true. “I believe it in my head, but not in my heart.” Of course I believed in the god of Abraham, Moses, and David. I went to church every week and sang songs and heard stories. As a toddler I attended bible class every morning where they pressed the love of Christ upon us. In middle school I watched videos of ‘scientists’ shushing or explaining away evidence for an old earth, evolution, and inconsistencies in the bible. In college we were taught but not encouraged to believe the mainstream explanations for how the world has become so. Oddly enough, it wasn’t the science classes or the philosophy that led me astray. The history of our sect, the various interpretations of the bible, the inaccuracies and poor behavior of those interpreting it are what led me astray. When I learned that the bible is known to have been written by authors it is not attributed to (psalms not by David, Daniel not actually at the time of his life but long after his death, etc) I lost what little faith I had left. The layers of intellectual armor I had been give as a child fell away and I realized that if I didn’t feel it and I no long knew it, why should I believe it. And so, as the school board erected a quarter million dollar statue of Jesus and his disciples, I lost faith in the myth I had always held.

Then life got fun. My friend group shifted to include several lgbt members, a few struggling theists, avowed and hilarious atheists, and most importantly cute boys. I finally lived on my own and was able to host and provide alcohol for what we uptight religious kids considered quite the party. A total rager. We drank, like, a whole bottle of liquor! Between the five of us, haha. I decided that I enjoyed fun and I wasn’t going to let my parents god get in the way. Plus I had boys to entertain me.

I’ve always had a weakness for the stronger sex. For a year I enjoyed a fulfilling and fun sexual relationship with two beautiful young men who were exploring their first sexual experience. I was thrilled to be their chaperone on this journey. There was a great deal of fondness between all three of us. I rarely spent a night alone with the two of them around. One night I and the older one fell asleep under a blanket in the backyard. We woke long enough to make love and then fall asleep again, cuddled close to stay warm. Three or four times that night we woke and then slept again, each time coming together under the stars, just because we could. Another time, the younger and more adventurous one met me in the basement of the science building. I had some keys, no one was around, and in the single stall bathroom with one foot on the counter we fucked furiously and as quietly as we could, excited by our daring. On another occasion we bumped into each other late at night. He was coming from the gym after a few hours on the climbing wall and what started as an innocent hug turned saucy as soon as I smelled the fresh, salty sweat on his skin. Oh, those were the days: when I was the knowledgable one, experienced and in charge.

I always have felt good about sex. I was extremely proud of my first encounter between my lips and his cock. Im not proud of the circumstances surrounding it, but be that as it may, I was oblivious to any and all slut shaming that came of that and many of my other behaviors at that age. Fortunately I only had one young man all the way through high school or I might be in a very different place right now. Sex education was severely lacking in my sleepy small tow and though my mother helped dispel some myths, it didn’t occur to me to ask some of the more important questions. At least I kept out of the kind of trouble that follows you for the rest of your life long enough to make it a point of mitigating the danger. The fist time I had sex… Oh I remember it well. Years of horseback riding, running, falling, and some more recent sexual activity meant that I felt no pain. It was all pleasure. I had no second thoughts until after when we pledged never to do it again. But of course we did. All the time. Everywhere. Usually in the back of his pickup or in ibis bedroom, but also in the woods, at the drive in theater, in the back seat of my car several times in different locations, in the school bathroom after hours… just, anywhere we could find. Childish, fumbling, over-too-soon sex, but so much of it. By the time college rolled around I was a pro. Or so I thought. I still had much to learn but enthusiasm and openness makes up for lack of technique in many ways. It also helped that my partners were all equally oblivious.

And so, I share little, if anything with my parents anymore. I love to hem, of course, and find them intelligent and able to hold great conversation, but without a god to share and withholding a large part of my life from them, I find that memories hold us together. The genetic material thing is a story for another time. Feel free to ask next time you come over 😉

Car Wash part two ;-)

You answer her question with a moan and a nod. Her focus on your naked hips and jutting cock is all encompassing. You let your head fall back onto the couch as you feel her tongue teasing your smooth head. Her tongue makes a long stroke from base to tip, leaving a trail of slick wetness. She cups one hand under you and wraps the other around your shaft, using that wet trail to slide her fingers up and down, teasing you. “Mmmm, that cock is gorgeous. I can taste the salt of you. I want more” she murmurs. Her hand on your cock’s shaft slides towards the tip, drawing out a bead of thick, slippery precum. She makes eye contact and slowly licks across and around the head of your bulging shaft. Her tongue presses just under the head of your cock. Now her lips tease you, opening just enough to take in the spongy tip. Her tongue sneaks out to lick and press against you and smoothly but suddenly she engulfs you. You can feel her lips just brushing your pelvis as she tries to take all of you into her. You can feel the head of your throbbing cock pressed against the back of her throat. You look down to see her focused, determined to deep throat you until you can’t handle it anymore. She alternates between deep, intense strokes and lightly flicking her tongue around, across, and under you. Those eyes, those hands, that gorgeous womanly form kneeling at your feet, watching your face and smiling around a mouthful of sex at the sounds she draws from you, all is driving you wild.

Yet still you’re not sure to let go or to hang on…

With a sudden decisive move your body almost chooses for you. You stop her enthusiastic movement and pull her up onto the couch with you. At some point during that transition, your shirt has come off as has hers and the two of you work to remove those hot white shorts. The warm scent of her arousal draws you in and with no hesitation you position yourself comfortably with your face between her thighs. You can see she’s already dripping wet and her soft lips are dark red and engorged. The first stroke of your tongue, delving into her hot sex draws a gasp and a heavy moan. Your fingertips gently pinching her nipples draw another and your other hand slipping inside her pussy draw still more moans. It is a wild ride indeed, following her hips as they buck and gyrate, sometimes wrapping your head in the strong hot muscle of her thighs, other times sliding back and forth, practically fucking herself with your tongue and hands. You focus on what she responds to and her moans of ‘yes, more!’ and before long you can feel, see, and hear the ripples of orgasm begin at your mouth and spasm through her legs, belly, and arms. The heart of her orgasm explodes from her lips with guttural, uncontrollable cries. You fill with pride and pleasure, knowing that you’ve brought her to the edge and more. Your cock also rises, full of hot blood and sex, ready to pleasure her if she’s ready for it.

A heartbeat later there is no doubt. She pulls herself up from the couch and wraps her hands around your face, kissing you deeply and reveling in the scent of her orgasm on your face. With words and eyes she asks to feel you inside of her, filling her, pleasuring her deep inside where your hands can’t reach.

In a moment you lie above her, poised. You pause for a heartbeat to take in her flushed cheeks and mussed hair. Her pupils are large with arousal and her hands and legs pull you towards her. Her lips and thighs are parted, ready for you. She is so wet there is almost no resistance as you slip the length of your throbbing cock into her waiting pussy. Your moans come in unison as you both slowly build up speed, her hips rocking up to meet yours as the sensations build. Her full breasts sway with you, their bright nipples hard and sensitive. You can’t help yourself and you reach for one to pinch and tease, drawing a gasp, a shudder, and a smile.

Your orgasm is building again. You aren’t going to stop it this time; it’s practically written on your face. “Wait. Like this” she grins as she disengages and rolls over underneath you to present her rounded ass. “My orgasms are always better like this.”

She closes her eyes and you can see her working her clit with one hand. No hesitation. You hold her hips with your hands and draw her into you as you slide into her. You can feel the entire length of your cock slide into her frictionless pussy. You can feel her hand pleasuring herself and teasing your cock as you thrust again and again, deep and full and pleasurable and ecstatic. Her breath comes ragged, deeper, panting faster with every movement. You can feel both of you building to a peak, a cliff of pleasure that you will happily throw yourself from. “Oh God. Shit! FUCKfuckfuck! I’m comi…ginfsdk!!!” she roars, the words caught in her throat. Her admission is the last straw. Over the cliff you go with her following, both of you on a high of lust, passion, novelty, and release. You complete a few more strokes to draw out your pleasure as best you can, then collapse as the tension leaves your body. For a long moment you both lie, panting, pressed against each other, separated only by a layer of sweat, cooling you both and bringing you slowly back to reality.

The humorous and sticky after effects of your passion take a few minutes to clean and tidy. You are connected by spontaneity and a sense of adventure.

“Lunch?” she offers. “I’ve just got sandwich stuff, so nothing fancy, but I know I’m hungry after all that.” The contented smile on her lips and the flush lingering in her cheek are irresistible, and you know, “a sandwich doesn’t sound half bad, if you’ve got good company to share it with.”

Car Wash

Seattle rain has yet again turned your sleek black tesla into a gray shadow of its true glory. Instead of trusting the black gold that is the pinnacle of automotive engineering to some kid on the block, you decide to wash this beauty yourself, lovingly and carefully. Armed with a bucket of warm soapy water, a soft cloth, and newspapers for a streak free dry, you begin the delicious chore.

Your neighbor seems to have had the same idea. Her red BMW also lounges on the black asphalt of her drive but it’s hardly the car that catches your eye. Her white shorts show well shaped legs and the swell of her thigh, the bottom curve of her cheeks just hidden above the hem. Her flowered top clings when she turns to reach for the sudsy scrub brush and hints at a full bosom; a peek at her creamy skin visible around her neck. She catches you watching her and she smiles a little.

Flushed to have been caught, you busy yourself looking for hidden pockets of dirt and working on those stubborn dried bugs in the grill. The next time you sneak a peek you catch a glimpse of rounded waist, her shirt lifted as she reaches up to get the roof. Another quick glance and that curved cheek is showing below the hem of her shorts. A fourth look stops you in your tracks; several buttons on the front of her shirt are undone and she’s looking right at you. She knows you’ve been watching, and the sparkle in her eye tells you she doesn’t mind.

Her movements around the car become more exaggerated, she leans across the hood to show a fine view of her posterior and ‘accidentally’ spills some water on her white shorts. Is she wearing red under there? You can almost tell from your driveway, but something tells you she wouldn’t mind you finding out for sure.

Through the flirting eyes and her inviting smile, you manage to finish drying and shining your sexy car’s slick finish, even throwing in a few ‘come hither’ looks yourself. You saunter across the lawn to introduce yourself and offer a helping hand with the finishing touches on your gorgeous neighbor’s sparkling red car, even bringing over some microfiber cloths you ‘just happened to have lying around.’ She introduces herself in turn and the way her lips move when she speaks suggests other ways she might like to use them.

With the outside of the car shined and polished, the two of you turn your attention to the interior. A quick sweep with a vacuum hose is all it really needs but she asks you for your help so you obligingly climb in one door as she slips in through the other. Your suspicions are soon confirmed; it’s not the inside of the car that needs attention, it’s your gorgeous neighbor. Her ‘accidental’ brushes against you are followed with very deliberate looks. The bulge growing in your jeans is obvious. Her interest in it is also obvious. As you both lean over to reach a particularly difficult spot, she moves in and begins to kiss you.

That first kiss is incredible. Here lips are as soft as you hoped they would be and her tongue teases yours. Her hands begin to caress you and you oblige in turn. With hands roaming over each other’s faces, arms, and bodies the smoldering spark of lust is ignited and there is no going back. The vacuum hose falls to the floor, the high pitched hum goes on in the background ,drowning out the noise of the wind and the neighborhood as you twist around each other, reaching as if you can’t get enough.

You break for a moment to catch your breath and look at her with a question in your eyes. She laughs “I suppose we could take this inside?” her voice and eyes are expecting and receiving your emphatic acceptance. You flip the switch on the vacuum and roll up the hose while she moves the car back under the protection of the garage. Moments later you are in her living room, sitting on her couch, kissing like teenagers with her straddling your hips. Your hands slip under her shirt to tickle and tease her nipples under her bra. She moans as she presses herself onto the rock hard bulge under her, muffled by your lips against hers. The last time you felt this pent up was tenth grade… The combination of implicit permission and reminiscence of illicit teenage activity is driving you wild. She begins to unfasten your belt and plays her hands across your cock as she manipulates your clothing. Your desire for this near stranger is both baffling and intoxicating. Her mouth is hot against your neck as she moves down, down with your jeans to the floor. She pauses for a moment with a question in her eyes. ‘May I?’

Vermillion Sands; A collection of short stories by J.G. Ballard

When I run out of new books to entertain me, I turn to the classics. Obviously the last foray into classical literature was less than successful (see Madame Bovary) however my more recent one was far better. Not nearly as old, Vermillion Sands is a collection of short stories, connected only by geographical location. Written in the fifties and compiled more recently, the stories of Vermillion Sands are a bizarre mashup of science fiction and outright fantasy. As pure entertainment they are brilliant. Fucking brilliant.

The setting is never described completely. It is a resort town located somewhere in California, perhaps, but the reader doesn’t know. It is hot and sandy, but not too hot. The majority of it is beaches and beach towns, expensive villas and shops catering to tourists and the eccentric rich. It is the eccentric rich that form the core of interest. Each story is told from the perspective of an nominally average person, usually male, who lives in a modest place at Vermillion Sands and encounters by chance some wealthy eccentric. An editor meets a poet who fancies herself the muse of poetry and uses magic or something like it to play nefarious pranks. A beautiful pirate ranges the sand lake on her wheeled yacht, looking for an old love and controlling a pack of enormous flying manta rays. A singer is enthralled by a temperamental singing orchid and falls for its charms. A self absorbed socialite has a troupe of performers carve her face in the clouds and drives them to suicide and murder in the process. A house reverberates with the memories of its previous tenants and reenacts their violent relationship on the new owners. Sculptures sing and grow to immeasurable proportions, portraits paint themselves, and fabrics live and react to the emotions of their wearer. The goings on at Vermillion Sands are fantastical. The setting is a beautiful and curious backdrop for beautiful and curious people to live their beautiful and curious lives.

I highly recommend this collection. In fact I have already pressed it upon a friend and it took her only moments to be come enthralled by the characters and peculiarities of J.G. Ballard’s universe. Good for adults young and old, the themes and writing is probably a bit over middle school (except for those precocious readers of which I like to consider myself one). It is also a great bus read or bedtime story because it is a collection, not a novel. I encourage you to pick up any anthologies you can find of his work. If this collection is any indication, it is all magnificent.

Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert

Madame Bovary, for years the symbol of wifely infidelity, is a tragic figure in Classic French literature. Married to a widower at a young age, her grandiose notions and desperate search for intoxicating happiness drains every crumb of decency and grace from the lives of her and her family. A true tragedy, Madame Bovary is both a shocking revelation to the people of the time and a cruel morality tale, reminiscent of Romeo and Juliet except without the everlasting fidelity and true love.

Madame Bovary begins as a sweet young girl, loved by her father and schooled in a convent as such proper, beloved young ladies ought. While at the convent, she is exposed to romantic novels and stories, the kind that nowadays would have Fabiola or his sort on the cover. The women in the stories are consumed by love for their heroic renaissance men. The men in the stories know everything and do everything perfectly romantically, perfectly heroically, and perfectly everythingly. Of course we all know those stories set unreasonable expectations but no one told little miss who would later become the wife of a boring but doting widower that expecting her husband to live up to those heroes was destined to make her unhappy.

Sure enough, after the first glow of married life wears off, Madame Bovary begins seeking emotional excitement elsewhere. Like a drug addict she needs new things and more things all the time to excite her. First it is motherhood. She vacillates between being a doting mother and not bothering to care about her daughter. After the joys of motherhood fade, she falls in love. It is a respectable, virginal love and the young man is too proper to pursue it but they both feel it. She smooths over his imperfections with feelings of loathing towards her husband. Flaubert is extremely talented at describing the emotions Madame Bovary goes through in all her cycles of joy and depression. After her young love moves away, she is seized upon by an unscrupulous bachelor and their year long affair seems incredibly indiscreet to me, but there is no indication that the village is aware of their affair. After a dramatic end to her illicit romance, she sinks into a deep depression, much like Bella Swan in modern day Twilight. She rouses from this depression when she and her husband visit the city and she is once again presented with her young love. This time both are determined to consummate this love. Another year is spent in debauchery and frivolity and by this point Madame Bovary’s spending has driven her and her husband deep into debt, with him totally unawares. Her need for novelty and intense feelings has driven her to spending the capital of her youth, energy, and money until there is not only nothing, but less than nothing left. She has ruined not only herself but her loving husband and the future of her innocent daughter. She ends her life and the last few pages describe the extent to which I she has ruined nearly every life she ever touched.

When Madame Bovary was first published, so many women identified with our protagonist that dozens came forward as the inspiration for the main character. Flaubert’s eloquent descriptions of her passion and depression are frequent enough that anyone who feels mildly dissatisfied in their relationships or feels like they need emotional highs to tolerate life can find company in Madame Bovary. As a cautionary tale, it does well for several reasons. The first and most obvious is how dangerous stifling youthful experimentation can be. This young woman has romance novels as her only source of relationship advice, poisonous as they are written to be risqué and unrealistic flights of fantasy. I remember reading my first romance novel as a teenager. My mother didn’t forbid me, nor did she encourage me, she only told me that real relationships aren’t like that and not to be fooled. I feel as though I should thank her for what many young women are not to getting these days. Madame Bovary is an excellent example of why not to let your daughters read twilight or its ilk. Real relationships are not like fairy tales and reading fairy tales as an impressionable young woman, or young men, is extremely hard to get over, specially when parents feel too uncomfortable to talk to their children about relationships and sex.

It is also a cautionary tale against allowing others to take advantage of one’s naïveté. The local merchant uses judicious extensions of credit to trap our Madame in a cycle of debt. The local apothecary discredits Madame Bovary’s husband through mild trickery and judicious rumormongering. Madam’s first lover feeds her lies of love and fidelity to seduce her. The common thread in their downfall is a lack of skepticism. She wants so badly to believe that she deserves a life full of romance and passion that she seizes anything that leads that direction. He believes that he has a perfect life and shrugs off anything that might indicate otherwise. The two make a foolish pair who end their lives miserably and leave their daughter to a life of bitterness and manual labor, bereft of what her parents inherited from theirs.

All in all, I would prefer to have read one of Aesop’s fables. They are far more entertaining and fanciful. I do realize that perhaps the biggest reason for my distaste is my removal from the culture. When published, it so resounded with the women of the time that I have to think that, much like heart of Darkness, it was a conversation that needed to happen at the time and perhaps needs to happen with more conservative families, but Seattle hardly needs the morality tale of the cheating wife full of ennui that mid century France needed. All in all not a bad read. I would recommend it for young women or someone who likes sad endings.

Speaking of, I will say that I do appreciate the manner of her death. Not ironic exactly, but Madame had high ideas of some noble, beautiful, and quiet death but didn’t realize just how ugly her method would be. Flaubert specifically details what she looks and sounds like in death and as someone who finds her ideas foolish I appreciate that he took the wind out of her sails as it were, showing her finally that no matter what she wished, some things are just ugly.

Cum For Bigfoot, Volumes one and two, by Virginia Wade

I am often blessed by gifts of books that I may not have otherwise picked up, because they reminded the giver of me in some way. I suppose it should come as no surprise that I would eventually come into possession of some unusual erotica. Namely: monster porn. A conversation between myself and a friend turned towards a new trend of amateur authors writing explicit sex scenes between human women and monsters, in this case, obviously Bigfoot.

Volume one follows three young women as they are kidnapped and gently but firmly forced into intercourse with twelve foot tall hairy creatures. Volume two follows the one who chooses to stay with her Bigfoot because she falls in love with him and decides to join he and his tribe in woodsy living, complete with nightly orgies. Both books are a narrated by the young woman as she is pleasured in nearly every chapter by her Bigfoot and often several others as sharing women is not. Unusual in the ‘tribe’.

The plot is only barely believable and features your traditional Stockholm syndrome and of course fantasies including but not limited to double penetration, enormous penises, forced pleasure, forced orgasm, triple penetration, and oral stimulation. The protagonist’s pleasurable experiences are billed as genuine but don’t include much that I think I’d be comfortable with and much that I actively have ethical issues with such as interspecies sex and rape. In additions, the technical aspects of writing and publishing are often just bad. The author uses passive voice which is always and forever a huge no-no, there are chunks of chapters that are repeated bored for word, and the euphemisms are cliche. At least the author uses them sparingly; she mostly uses explicit language which makes the scenes nice and clear. I might have to appropriate some of her language conventions in my own writing 😉

Despite the technical issues, predictable plot, and force fantasies, I find myself responding physically to the mental input and so, despite my better judgement, I have read them both, in full (mostly) about twice now. I don’t have wifi at my studio so when I have a half an hour and nothing to do with it, instead of using up my data with internet videos, I’ll ‘read a book’ for a while. Because of that I have to give them a four out of five on the sexy scale, though they earn a mere one out of five for actual reading pleasure.

This is my frivolous book review. The next one will be of Madame Bovary and is far less fun :-/ I won’t be able to recommend either books for reading for fun.

Naked Ladies!!! On bicycles!

The Fremont Summer Solstice Parade is on June 21 this year and I hear there’s a fun tradition preceding it. I’m making plans to ride my bicycle in the parade as per tradition since that first streaker so many years ago. I’ve always wanted to dress as Lady Godiva for Halloween but October is a bit chilly to be running around in one’s skivvies. Plus, you know, children and such.

Anyway, I haven’t purchased the costume elements yet but I’ve got a few weeks to acquire one of those little toy horsehead-on-a-stick things to affix to my bicycle and a long wig to wear with it. I’ve got a mask to help maintain my anonymity but those of you who have seen me in this arena will likely recognize me more by some other assets than my face.

Who will be my peeping tom? ;-P anyone who might like to make arrangements to ride as well, be a painter, or meet after I’m open to suggestions.

I have an update: I might be out of town that weekend. Check my calendar the night before to make sure one way or the other. Thanks 🙂

Welcome back, Seattle Summer!

I see you’ve decided to join us finally. We welcome your sunny caresses, your invitation to dive into your cool waters, and your willingness to host us foolish children. This morning has been spent sitting indoors, listening to the twitter of birds, the shhhh of cars passing by, the swoosh of the breeze and the ring of voices out enjoying your bounty. Soon this will change. I have new dresses begging to be worn all over town. I can almost feel the swish swish swish of loose fabric around my legs, the breeze lifting my skirt just a little, the sunshine warming my shoulders and my hair.

You beg me to rent a little canoe and a paddle and join you in the lake. I’m at your level, I can see the shores rising away from me as if I’m held in your arms. When I find my little backwater creek and am separated from everyone else by a screen of reeds and branches we are alone. I can see you smiling with me, pleased that I enjoy the party you host just for me. I share my noonday snack with the ducks that follow me, trusting that there will be food and not harm from their fellow creature.

I love you, Seattle. I hate you, sometimes, when the wind blows and the rain finds its way under my clothes and into my shoes. I want to stay inside and avoid you for days at a time when you behave that way but now, with your gentle caresses and your pleasant smile, I love you and I like you.

The Left Hand of Darkness by Ursula K LeGuin

I was recently gifted what many consider a SciFi classic. I had heard of it in passing several times but hadn’t gone out of my way to find it. What a mistake that was; The Left Hand of Darkness is a classic for a reason.

The basic premise is an envoy from the joint worlds comes to a planet called Winter as a representative to invite the occupants of the planet to join the 88 other worlds that are considered of social and technological advancement sufficient to warrant a place with the rest of the worlds. Two things make this planet peculiar among the rest: the climate and the nature of the occupant’s sexuality.

The planet is named aptly. The temperature rarely rises above 40C and the only habitable zone falls between 20 degrees above and below the equator. The rest of the planet is essentially matching glaciers and uninhabitable.

The envoy often refers to the race inhabiting Winter as unisexual and the races occupying the rest of the planets as bisexual. It might be more accurate to label Winter’s populace hermaphroditic. Any person on Winter can be either the father or the mother of a child. Each person has a monthly cycle of estrus where hormones begin to run wild and there are physical changes to secondary sex characteristics such as swelling of the breasts or increase in genital size and changes in shape. Two people who are beginning their cycle at the same time engage in a hormonal struggle. The winner becomes male and the loser becomes female independent of past iterations. This means that one person can sire one child and bear another later in life. It is a fascinating concept and the central one for which LeGuin is praised. Not only is it a novel approach to sexuality but she explores the social ramifications of unisexuality as well. She proposes, through the mouth of her protagonist, that war has never become a tool in the arsenal of these people because the battle of the sexes never occurred. Since there is no biological basis for ‘us vs them’, the mindset required for widespread warfare never developed. There are of course fight and battles, but no large-scale war.

Complicating the question is of course the climate which of course would dissuade any army from trying to wage a campaign, as many have discovered in the wilds of Russia. The climate also dictates a small populace which may be yet another factor in the lack of war. These complications further prod the reader into an examination of our own mindset. Do we refrain from fighting simply because we don’t have the attitude required or is it a simpler motivation of self-preservation and preservation of the species? On the other hand, the lack of inhabitable land should have sparked even more warfare than expected, right? And yet perhaps it’s that the lack of an ‘expendable’ sex that causes this unusual species an aversion to mass death.

The complexity of the issues raised by the setting provides a magnificent background for a touching story of friendship, bravery, camaraderie, and honor. Political machinations put our envoy into several difficult situations. His commitment to his goal is tested as is his faith in the few friends he has made since he arrived, alone, on this planet where he can never be really comfortable. He can never get warm enough, nor is he able to warm to the only person on the planet who believes him and wishes for his success. I kept expecting love and lust to blossom in this unusual partnership but what comes of the grueling adventure these two undergo is far more real and meaningful.

I would recommend this book to readers from high school and up. In stark contrast to such popular love stories as Twilight and its ilk, The Left Hand of Darkness presents the kind of love that is steadfast, that is earned, and that is respectful. The story itself is interesting enough to hold the attention of even young readers and encompasses concepts such as loneliness, frustration, maturity, self control, and what makes good communication. It is also complex enough to intrigue more mature readers who would like to discover interesting concepts and think interesting thoughts. I heartily recommend this book and am looking forward to reading more of her works.