And I won’t tell you no lies
What are the different kinds of sessions?
Not only am I trained as a massage practitioner, I have spent years honing my innate talent for touch. When you schedule FBSM, you are giving yourself the gift of relaxation, of total surrender, freeing yourself from the need to grasp, grope, or otherwise exert yourself towards me. Much of what you will receive will be familiar if you’ve ever had a spa massage before, but there is a distinct turn toward the erotic somewhere near the middle.
I highly recommend this kind of session if you are new to this, or unusually nervous. Because nothing is required of you other than your presence and your consent, and because the degree of contact is more limited, its easier to let go and enjoy yourself. No performance anxiety if there’s nothing to perform.
During an intimate encounter, the mood is brighter, the possibilities for reciprocal activity are broader, and your active participation is invited in many ways. Our intimacy will nearly always be a combination of physical and emotional, and generally leaves you more energized than relaxed.
Sensual domination layers a wider variety of sensations on top of an FBSM session. It can include prickly things, thuddy or slappy items, hot and cold, insertables, and the deprivation of some of your senses or freedom of movement. Before each session we will do a brief check in, and as we go I will start slowly and ramp up.
For dinner dates and longer, you can expect us to go somewhere outside. It may be simply a walk, maybe lunch or dinner, but I also love the Seattle Aquarium, Pike Place market (on a weekday in the fall), the Frye Art Museum, the Burke Natural History Museum, The arboretum, and I have begun to develop some appreciation for ballet and some of the other arts. I also keep meaning to go to HUMP! and SEAF every year and then forgetting. I’ve also learned the secret to actually enjoying live music, so I’m newly open to the idea of attending small shows.
Overnights have a special place in my heart because I am a snuggle monster. As long as I know I’m safe from poking and prodding in the night, I LOVE the ease and freedom of ending an evening together in bed instead of on the road. Plus who doesn’t love a coffee flavored blowjob?
Do you allow in-date extensions?
I do not typically offer them, no. I offer a variety of options for the amount of time we spend together and I manage my energy levels and plan my life and self care around the plan we choose. Reaching the end of our time together and being asked to keep going throws those plans off. I have on occasion made an exception when the extension is arranged at the beginning of our time together, and I had the time available, but if we reach our last moments together and find that what we set aside is not enough, I prefer to use that knowledge to inform future sessions.
How do I know you’re legit?
Big question. I’ve been working in various realms of this world since mid 2012. I’ve established a reputation in my community as a reliable, trustworthy, interesting companion. I’ve attended classes and taken 1:1 coaching to achieve decent success, but unless you know my friends and my community, you can’t know that. Recent legislation has made many online platforms skittish to provide verification information so consumer protections have tanked. I can’t give you my better business bureau ID but I can give you the following:
Twitter handle – I haven’t posted on twix in a very very long time but I think you can see old stuff
Reddit profile – I spend entirely too much time here and my comment history is… profuse.
Trip Advisor – I had a vision of reviewing every restaurant so you’d be able to get a sense for what I like and don’t like, where I’ve been and where I might like to go. I think I have three reviews up from like 2019 and nothing else. oops.
TNA Board – this link won’t work unless you’re logged in, but I used to post fairly often in the discussions.
Preferred 411 – Verification on this platform is onerous and I regularly go long stretches without being up to date on it. My apologies.
Verify Him/ Have We Met – This site is defunct, unfortunately. Every time someone complains that there should be a website that allows providers and clients to review each other, but makes them keep it SFW, I scream inside that we had one, and no one used it, so it died.
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Will you send me a selfie or nudes so I know you’re legit?
If you have not found what you seek here in these pages, nothing else I can provide will help or hinder your decision. I will not send additional photos of my self or my face to anyone on request, and particularly not people I’ve never met. This is a rude questions and asking it tells me you respect neither my privacy nor the effort I put into this website.
How do I get ahold of you?
If we’ve never met before, please fill out my screening form. Once my assistant Rose has given the all clear for scheduling, check my calendar for a good time to get together and send me an appointment request form. If you prefer not to use the form, you may email me, but please take extra care to include all the information Rose needs to make us a date, not just some of it.
Where are you?
I have a private apartment set aside for us in the Wallingford neighborhood of Seattle, WA. It is stocked with towels and mouthwash, robes and clean linens, a massage table and towel warmer, a very large bed, and a variety of teas for our pleasure. It also has far too many books in it and a sometimes hidden, sometimes spilling out nest of crafting supplies. It is convenient from 99, acceptably convenient from I5, has free off-street parking, and is reachable by bus. I also have bicycle storage available on request.
Side note: there is an occasional dog visitor to this space. All surfaces are covered, immediately cleaned, or both, but dander does linger. She will never be in the apartment while you are, but if you have an allergy that can be triggered by airborne particulate please let me know. I will make sure she does not come by for 48 hours prior to your visit to give the air a chance to clear.
Can I use a credit card?
Cash is King and always preferred. Returning clients may opt to use a credit card, but should ask ahead of time and be prepared for additional fees. I also have Venmo but I do not have CashApp. These are available on a case-by-case basis.
Why haven’t you replied to my email?
Rose is probably waiting on me to answer a question. She is pretty good about reminding me when that happens. Either that or we’ve missed your email somewhere. Give us a day or so and then one friendly reminder; we’ll get back to you.
The exception to the rule is if we are meeting for the first time and you have not received directions by 9p the night before. That is an infrequent but urgent oversight and we both appreciate you checking in.
Do you see clients that aren’t men?
I absolutely do! If you are a woman, nonbinary, trans of either gender, agender, two spirit, mixed media on canvas… however you live in your body, you are welcome here. I may not have as much experience with people who aren’t cis men, but I have plenty of room in my heart for you. If your primary experience in this world is or has been through a female or nonbinary lens, I offer you your first two sessions at half price. There is a space in my screening form where I invite you to share a bit about yourself and I invite you to use as much of the space as you’d like.
Do you see couples?
I LOVE couples! Each one has brought a unique perspective on joy and pleasure and I welcome you with open arms. In order to take the best care of my couples, I require a 1:1 meeting with the non-initiating partner before scheduling an appointment. An exception may be made if you have several glowing references. It is critical that both partners be fully on board and 100% comfortable in order for all three of us to truly enjoy our time together. I do not currently ask an additional fee but there is a two hour minimum.
I’m a virgin. Is that ok?
Absolutely
You will never forget your first. I am happy and willing to be part of that special moment, and I have a wealth of knowledge to share.
And.
If I feel you are not ready, I will put on a big big pause. Having your first time with a professional can be rewarding, demystifying, relieving, and helpful. It can also be fraught, disappointing, or something that later brings shame.
What if I’m running late?
Please let me know as soon as you can. Texting is the best way to reach me the day-of. Late arrivals might not enjoy our full time, depending on availability. Early arrivals should let me know when they arrive but plan to wait nearby in a coffee shop or their car.
What if I have to cancel?
My cancellation policy is as follows:
-50USD any time after confirmation, paid directly to Rose
-25% with less than 48 hours notice.
-50% with less than 24 hours notice
-100% for a no-call, no-show or cancellation with less than four hour’s notice.
Cancellation fees are due prior to rescheduling. Fees other than Rose’s 50$ can be applied to appointments rescheduled to within seven days.
Fees may be waived at my discretion.
Cancellations for tours or FMTY are steeper and will be provided during planning.
Do you take deposits?
I do not currently require deposits for most appointments. I have been extremely lucky that people who agree to come visit me show up at the agreed time without me requiring a deposit.
That said: I do require deposits in the following cases:
-Appointments at my apartment longer than an overnight
-Appointments that require any amount of travel
-If you have previously shown yourself to be unreliable
If I have asked a deposit, take note that it is nonrefundable and I will not apply it to a rescheduled appointment. Since I only ask for them under rare and unusual circumstances, I don’t feel bad at all for keeping them. If you have volunteered a deposit without it being required, I may choose to apply it to a rescheduled appointment but it will still not be refundable.
May I bring toys or outfits?
Sure! Bring whatever you feel comfortable in! Teach me how to use that new toy on you! I love learning new weird stuff.
As for things to be used on/worn by me: don’t get too excited. I am sensitive to textures and pressure, and have definite preferences. I might be willing to try something, but it will be out of curiosity, not out of an expectation that I will get excited about it. My favorite tools will always be my hands and my mouth, and my favorite outfit is nothing.
I want to buy you a present! What should I get?
I am difficult to gift as I tend to be the kind of person who desires something and goes after it. That said, I’ll never say no to things like chocolate from Spinnaker, gold jewelry, especially featuring pearls, opals, rubies, or onyx, Gift cards to places like Home Depot, Nordstrom, or Metropolitan Market, and while I do love shoes and lingerie, I am much more inclined to go on a shopping trip where I can choose items to my taste than to have them arrive by surprise. It is nearly impossible to describe the variety of ways garments can look good, or not, based on manufacture, material, design, and color. Better to model them for you and have us pick our favorites!
For those far from me, I do have a wishlist on Marigold that I absolutely do not keep up to date, but can be browsed for ideas.
And I hear the newest Zelda release is only available on Switch 2, while my model is currently still the original.
Are you fetish friendly?
Yes, in that I provide a space free of judgement, and I bring curiosity and a love of novelty with me, though I am pretty darn vanilla in my personal tastes. I do adore learning about kinks and sensual desires and you never know what I’ll get a kick out of. I have dabbled here and there, and I do enjoy working with other dominatrixes. I am not particularly experienced and so I am cautious with the activities I agree to, and the degree to which I engage. That said: if you’d simply like to add a little spice to an otherwise regular encounter feel free to start the conversation. Don’t be surprised, however, if I laugh the whole time. I am an impish, devious, and gleeful partner.
What’s your screening policy?
My screening form should make the options pretty clear, and there is a screening blurb on another page, but here are the option again:
Real World Info. This involves you sending me a photo of you holding your (legible) ID, and including a link or two to your socials. This could be Facebook, linkedin, instagram, personal/professional website, bio on your employers website, classes or webinars you’ve done, professional publications, etc. Rose does a quick browse to verify you are who you say you are, and you are good to go. This has become a common option for many providers, but for those who aren’t ready to send all that overI also accept
Provider references. These are two (or more) other providers you’ve seen before and who can vouch that you showed up on time, paid in full, didn’t push any boundaries, smelled nice, and left on time. This is easiest when you’ve seen one of my friends, as I know what their criteria are for a good client, and can trust their judgement. It’s a little trickier when it’s someone I don’t know, which is why I ask you to supply the name, email address, and website for your references. Rose first checks that they seem legitimate, and then send them a quick email verifying that you actually saw them.
Pro tip: most of us appreciate a little heads up/asking permission before using us as references. It reminds us who you are, gives us a heads up to watch for a reference request, and is simply a polite gesture. I do not require that you ask first, or set any hard limits on being a reference for you, but it does get fishy if you use me over and over again to see new people, and the fewer times I’ve seen you, and the longer it’s been since, the less reliable my memory, and the less valuable my opinion is.
If neither of those options work for you, we can do a public meet and greet. We will either take a 30 minute walk and talk, outside, and you will provide me with a 500$ fee as well as your ID, or we will do a 90 minute sit down lunch and you will provide me with a 900$ fee as well as your ID. I will give it a look and return it to you, and after our meeting I will do my due diligence. Once that’s done, we can schedule an appointment for a later date.
I’ll be honest that this is my least favorite option. It has a high flake rate and I don’t find that it makes new friends any more comfortable with me than they are after a half hour on my couch. It does keep your image out of the internet, but I will say that I use an encrypted service to host my forms, and no one has access to it but Rose and myself.
Oh, and this option does NOT have the possibility of morphing directly into an appointment. You would need to allow at minimum 24 hours between meeting in public and meeting in private.
Those are the options, and I hope you find the one that fits you. If it’s none of the above, that’s great; I’m glad we discovered that before anyone lost too much time.
Will you come to me?
Yes, if you are staying in an upscale hotel downtown or if we have met before and your bachelor pad is in a neighborhood that works for me. Travel fees may apply.
No I meant will you come to [my city]?
Yes, of course, though availability may be limited. I prefer flat-fee arrangements where I take care of flights and such and you don’t have to worry about it. I also require a hefty, nonrefundable deposit before I start to make real plans.
Can I send you personal notes?
Yes, you may. To write thank you notes or poems or funny stories, send links to neat YouTube channels, or share your favorite playlists I have a private email set aside. Please feel free to ask for it once we’ve met, though I will tell you right now that in order to battle a perennial guilt complex, I commit to answering nothing.
Texting is reserved for communication on the day of our appointment. Please DO NOT GIVE OUT MY PHONE NUMBER.
Do you do duos?
Absolutely! My duo partner of the hour is my work wife, Tiny Phryne. I also work fairly often with Sofina over in Bellevue or at my place. If you have a personal favorite in mind I am open to suggestions; I love the prospect of making new friends in the most intimate way.
I do have plans to put a friends page back up with other lovers near and far.
For duos with other providers: if my rates are higher than theirs, please match theirs to mine — and vice versa.
Can I get any discounts?
I generally offer discounts or specials in my newsletter. On occasion I also make some available on my calendar. Keep an eye out for them; sometimes the deals are really quite something. I try to stay creative and craft them to meet my needs while offering you added value.
Do you have a menu?
Wouldn’t it be nice if I could? In the legal and social climate of today’s USA, promising certain activities publicly, or even privately, isn’t a great idea. But beyond that, I find that I simply can’t promise everything to everyone. Mood, hygiene, chemistry, and boring old geometry make some things unlikely or impossible, and I would hate to get your hopes up only to find your requests unfulfillable. If you’d like to get a sense for what’s *likely* to happen when I get my hands on a willing suitor, you can browse my blog, my reddit profile, and my twitter feed.
I hope that helps. That’s a lot of questions and I’m sure I haven’t covered them all. Let me know if there’s a glaring omission and maybe in six more months I’ll update the page, ha! Look forward to seeing you soon!