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Ok, maybe not yet, but below you will find the path to getting together. Hopefully soon.
First: let’s get screening out of the way. You’ve got three options: verify with your ID, get the green light from two (2) other providers, or meet me in person to show ID.
The fastest option is to send ID and let us do a lil snoop on ya. In all my years of doing this I have never once compromised someone’s trust, either through negligence or malice.
The most “private” option is provider references, but not all references are created equal, so I can’t guarantee it’ll work out, and I can guarantee it’ll take longer.
The most expensive option is of course to pay (500$) for that in-person meet’n’greet. It doesn’t keep me from knowing who you are, but it does keep the internet from seeing that specific connection. This option also gives you a chance to, like, go on a mini date and get your nerves out, if that’s a concern, and verify that I am a real human woman. Seems that’s harder and harder to prove these days.
All the options can be chosen/requested/submitted using the form below. Did I mention I love forms? HA!
Excellent! Great work! You’ll hear from Rose in a jiffy. Once you’re all good to go, your next stop is my calendar. I update my calendar often, from my brain phone, usually in real time as my life settles in. You are welcome to plan as far ahead as you like, but my favorite is a few days to a few weeks, depending on what we’re making plans for.
I sometimes will welcome an old friend with only a few hour’s notice, but I do ask a 200$ same-day-scramble-to-finish-my-workout-and-make-the-bed fee. If my calendar says I’m available same-day, your odds are much higher than if it’s blank.
How to read my calendar:
Month view will show you the dates I’m around, but you have to squint to see what time I’m available. Week view is much more open, and visually shows my “hours” more easily. If you’re looking for a shorter appointment, three hours or less, then please look for times where we don’t go past my availability. For example: two hours starting at four isn’t great for me, since that keeps me out past dinner time, without making time for dinner!
If you’d like to see me for dinner, a whole day, or all night, then we can get more creative with our timing. I also often make exceptions for duos, since three schedules are way more complicated than two, and for couples or womxn (there are a lot of exceptions for the femme folk. stay tuned).
If you’re looking for all night, several days, or travel, settle in for some back and forth, and a deposit. My calendar won’t be as helpful in those cases, though if you see two or three days in a row with large blocks of time available, odds are better that I’m free to make plans.
Finally: I do occasionally make notes in my availability events. Sometimes those notes are suggestions, or restrictions around what I’m up for, but it’s worth looking at as sometimes they’re specials!
That’s it! You’re ready to book! I’ll bet you’re, like, super stoked to fill out another form. 😉
I feel like this is pretty self explanatory. The only thing to double check is that you’ve got your email address in there correctly. Everything else is more or less pre-filled for you, and should be easy as heck. You’ll hear back from us pretty quick, and I’ll see you soon!